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Recent SMS  |  Aapki yaad aaye to dil kya kare,
yaad dil se na jaye to dil kya kare,
socha tha sapno mein mulaqat hogi,
magar neend hi na aaye to hum kya karen.. CAT:Funny - Joke SMS,Hindi - Urdu SMS
It's great to have BROTHERS like you, who are wonderful persons and the best friends, too............ I cant live widout u bcoz i love u so much. CAT:Brother - Sister SMS
Matal-resturent e garam ki ache?
waiter-chowmin
M-aro garam?
W-tea
M-aro garam?
W-futonto jal
M-aro?
W-aguner gola!
M-niye eso
W-ki hobe?
M-biri dharabo! CAT:Bengali SMS,Funny - Joke SMS
Kuch to duniya dari rakho, kuch to dosti yari rakho,call to tum karte nahi,sms hi jari rakho,jab sms bhi nahi karna ho to mobile almari me rakho
frm CAT:SMS - Call me SMS,Hindi - Urdu SMS | | -:Click here for More SMS:- |
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A policeman arrested a prostitute in the Hospital area and asked for her profession.
Prostitute: " I'm a social engineer'
Policeman; "What do you do?"
Prostitute; "I build and destroy erections!" CAT:Dirty SMS
A friend is like a book that has to be read to appreciate its beauty. As such, you're one of the finest books ever written. How I wish you could be reprinted! CAT:Friendship SMS
Wife bought a new transparent Bra, wore in front of her hubby.
Hubby: Issme tum bahut sexy lag rahi ho.
Wife: Pata hai ! Salesman bhi yehi keh raha tha. CAT:Dirty SMS
Sales Girl: sorry sir you cann't smoke here.
Customer: but i bought cigarate from this shop. Sales Girl: we sell condom also but it dosn't mean you start fucking here. CAT:Dirty SMS
Aankho mein "SHARAFAT"
chaal main"NAJAKAT"
dil me"SACHCHAI"
aur chehre me"SAFAI"
Phir kyon na bole har ladki apko "BHAI" . . . . . . . CAT:Fool SMS,Hindi - Urdu SMS | Friendship is like a wine.As it goes older,it becomes sweeter,Like you and me,As you r growing older,I am becoming sweeter. CAT:Friendship SMS,Fool SMS,Funny - Joke SMS
What do u call a horny fish?
A blow fish CAT:Dirty SMS
PHIR NA SIMTE GI AGAR DOSTI BIKHAR JAEGI, ZINDAGI ZULF NAHIN JO SANWAR JAEGI, JO KHUSHI DE APKO THAAM LO HAAT USKA, ZINDAGI RO K NAHIN HASS K GUZAR JAE GI, CAT:Friendship SMS,Shayari SMS
Hi are you free now, can you call me back? Nothing serious, its just that my friend wants to hear your voice, he doesn't believe that monkeys can talk....! CAT:Insult SMS,Fool SMS
1986 ke girl; Mama jeans pehen lon
Mom;Na baiti log kiya kahen gay.
2007 ke girl;Mama mini skirt pehen lon
Mom; pehen baiti kuch to pehen............. CAT:Funny - Joke SMS,Hindi - Urdu SMS |
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