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Recent SMS  |  Aapki yaad aaye to dil kya kare,
yaad dil se na jaye to dil kya kare,
socha tha sapno mein mulaqat hogi,
magar neend hi na aaye to hum kya karen.. CAT:Funny - Joke SMS,Hindi - Urdu SMS
It's great to have BROTHERS like you, who are wonderful persons and the best friends, too............ I cant live widout u bcoz i love u so much. CAT:Brother - Sister SMS
Matal-resturent e garam ki ache?
waiter-chowmin
M-aro garam?
W-tea
M-aro garam?
W-futonto jal
M-aro?
W-aguner gola!
M-niye eso
W-ki hobe?
M-biri dharabo! CAT:Bengali SMS,Funny - Joke SMS
Kuch to duniya dari rakho, kuch to dosti yari rakho,call to tum karte nahi,sms hi jari rakho,jab sms bhi nahi karna ho to mobile almari me rakho
frm CAT:SMS - Call me SMS,Hindi - Urdu SMS | | -:Click here for More SMS:- |
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Arguments are like a never-ending wall that separates you from the love of others. So break it! CAT:Wise Saying SMS
Love is just like life, its not always easy and does not always bring happiness. but when we do not stop living why should we stop loving CAT:Romantic - Love SMS
I can't prevent you from falling away from friendship,
from your values, from me.
I can only pray for you, talk to you and wait for you. CAT:Friendship SMS
LADY (BRA LETE WAQT) -
Apake yaha Bra ki koun
koun si size hai?
SARDAR: Small, medium, Large,
Extra Large, Bapp re bapp, aur
Hey Bhagwan... Koun si dun Madam? CAT:Dirty SMS
Nipple Nipple dont be far
Let me press u in my car
up above the chest so high
always milky never dry
let me suck u dont feel shy
in the brassieres u will die CAT:Dirty SMS | Man goes 2 a hotel where there is only 1lady waitress
Man orders milk Waitress opens bra,show her tits & ask him 2 suck, Man says"thank GOD,i didn't ask 4 water" CAT:Dirty SMS
Bheeg jaati hain palkein tanhayi mein, darte hain koi jaan na le. Pasand karte hain tez barsaat mein chalna, kahi rote hue ko koi pehchaan na le. CAT:Shayari SMS,Sad SMS
Maid cleaning bedroom found a used condom and kept looking at it. Madam asked dont you have sex in the village, Maid "Yes we do but not till the skin drops off. CAT:Dirty SMS
Yeh waqt nahin hai rone ka,
Yeh waqt hai baccha hone ka.
Uss waqt kyon nahin royee thi,
Jab chipak ke soyee thi
Ab jo kiya hai woh bharo,
Tab to kehti thi aur karo, aur karo... CAT:Dirty SMS
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey CAT:Funny - Joke SMS,Hindi - Urdu SMS |
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