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Recent SMS  |  Aapki yaad aaye to dil kya kare,
yaad dil se na jaye to dil kya kare,
socha tha sapno mein mulaqat hogi,
magar neend hi na aaye to hum kya karen.. CAT:Funny - Joke SMS,Hindi - Urdu SMS
It's great to have BROTHERS like you, who are wonderful persons and the best friends, too............ I cant live widout u bcoz i love u so much. CAT:Brother - Sister SMS
Matal-resturent e garam ki ache?
waiter-chowmin
M-aro garam?
W-tea
M-aro garam?
W-futonto jal
M-aro?
W-aguner gola!
M-niye eso
W-ki hobe?
M-biri dharabo! CAT:Bengali SMS,Funny - Joke SMS
Kuch to duniya dari rakho, kuch to dosti yari rakho,call to tum karte nahi,sms hi jari rakho,jab sms bhi nahi karna ho to mobile almari me rakho
frm CAT:SMS - Call me SMS,Hindi - Urdu SMS | | -:Click here for More SMS:- |
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A sardar is in a bar and
his cellular phone rings,
so he picks it up and says
Hello, how did u know I was here? CAT:Dirty SMS
U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROHTER
for all CUTE GIRLS . CAT:Fool SMS
How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older? CAT:Birthday SMS
Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache! CAT:Insult SMS
A bra manufacturer named his
new product as "embargo". When
asked why does it mean if you
reverse it means "o grab me" CAT:Dirty SMS | Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas. CAT:Christmas SMS
Santa: Is operation se mujhe kuchh ho gaya to isi doctor se shadi kar Lena.
Jeeto: Aise kyo kah rahe ho?
Santa: Doctor se badla Lene ka yehi 1 rasta hai! CAT:Santa Banta Joke SMS
Prostitute left her profession
and goes 2 a school 4 a job,
Principal: Can U teach zoology/biology/or physiology.
Prostitute: No, only DALOGY & NIKALOGY CAT:Dirty SMS
Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!! CAT:Funny - Joke SMS
A 'C' program about girlfriends :
#include<mobile.h>
#include<bike.h>
#include<purse.h>
void main()
{
int girlfriends;
int money;
clearheart();
while(money!=0)
{
girlfriends++;
money--;
}
printf("govinda govinda");
getch();
} CAT:Funny - Joke SMS |
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