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Recent SMS  |  Aapki yaad aaye to dil kya kare,
yaad dil se na jaye to dil kya kare,
socha tha sapno mein mulaqat hogi,
magar neend hi na aaye to hum kya karen.. CAT:Funny - Joke SMS,Hindi - Urdu SMS
It's great to have BROTHERS like you, who are wonderful persons and the best friends, too............ I cant live widout u bcoz i love u so much. CAT:Brother - Sister SMS
Matal-resturent e garam ki ache?
waiter-chowmin
M-aro garam?
W-tea
M-aro garam?
W-futonto jal
M-aro?
W-aguner gola!
M-niye eso
W-ki hobe?
M-biri dharabo! CAT:Bengali SMS,Funny - Joke SMS
Kuch to duniya dari rakho, kuch to dosti yari rakho,call to tum karte nahi,sms hi jari rakho,jab sms bhi nahi karna ho to mobile almari me rakho
frm CAT:SMS - Call me SMS,Hindi - Urdu SMS | | -:Click here for More SMS:- |
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Always b the reason
of some1’s HAPPINESS
never b just a part of it
b a part of some1’s SADNESS
never be the reason for it. CAT:Wise Saying SMS
Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls. CAT:Dirty SMS
Reverse Dynamics:
When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty &
when a woman becomes naughty, she becomes rich! CAT:Dirty SMS
If Ever There Is A 2morow When We Were Not 2gether There Is Something You Must Always Remember Even If I Were Apart I'll Always Be With You CAT:Friendship Day SMS
Which Type Of Woman Is Yours?
HARD-DISK Woman:She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Woman:She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Woman:Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
EXCEL Woman:They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use for your four basic needs.
SCREENSAVER Woman:She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET Woman:Difficult to access.
SERVER Woman:Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Woman:She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Woman:She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL Woman:Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS Woman:Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expected CAT:Funny - Joke SMS | Everything in life is temporary coz everything changes!
That's why it takes great courage to love, knowing it might end anytime... but having the faith it'll last forever CAT:Wise Saying SMS
He:pura ander gaya?
She:Yes
He:Dard hua?
She:Haan
He:Fit hai?
She:perfect
He:r u comfortable?
She:Zabardast
He:Aray Madam ko yeh sandel pack kardo. CAT:Funny - Joke SMS,Hindi - Urdu SMS
Sexaul stages
at 20 simply fuck
at 30 loves to fuck
at 40 still can fuck
at 50 tries to fuck
at 60 cries for a fuck
at 70 wht the fuck CAT:Dirty SMS
Chok jhalsano akas,
Garom garom batas;
Chirbir kore ga,
Garom kame na,
Kolsi kolsi jal,
Mathai dibi chal.
Eito sabe suru,
Bhal theko GURU.
FELL THE HIT,
ENJOY SUMMER. CAT:Bengali SMS
Judge: Tum qabool karte ho k tumne kapre ki dukaan se 5 baar chori ki, to kia kiya churaya.?
Chor: Janab ek saarhi..
Judge: lekin ek saarhi k liye tumhe 5 baar chori karne ki kia zaroorat thi.?
Chor: "Janab, 4 baar meri biwi ko saarhi pasand nahi aayi thi.." CAT:Funny - Joke SMS,Hindi - Urdu SMS |
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