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Recent SMS  |  Aapki yaad aaye to dil kya kare,
yaad dil se na jaye to dil kya kare,
socha tha sapno mein mulaqat hogi,
magar neend hi na aaye to hum kya karen.. CAT:Funny - Joke SMS,Hindi - Urdu SMS
It's great to have BROTHERS like you, who are wonderful persons and the best friends, too............ I cant live widout u bcoz i love u so much. CAT:Brother - Sister SMS
Matal-resturent e garam ki ache?
waiter-chowmin
M-aro garam?
W-tea
M-aro garam?
W-futonto jal
M-aro?
W-aguner gola!
M-niye eso
W-ki hobe?
M-biri dharabo! CAT:Bengali SMS,Funny - Joke SMS
Kuch to duniya dari rakho, kuch to dosti yari rakho,call to tum karte nahi,sms hi jari rakho,jab sms bhi nahi karna ho to mobile almari me rakho
frm CAT:SMS - Call me SMS,Hindi - Urdu SMS | | -:Click here for More SMS:- |
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Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye! CAT:Funny - Joke SMS,Hindi - Urdu SMS
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENT BETWEEN
A PUSSY CAT AND A PUSSY?
ANS: ONE HATES WATER WHILE
THE OTHER LOVES TO BE WET. CAT:Dirty SMS
STUDENT: But I don't think I deserve a zero on this exam.
TEACHER: Neither do I, but it's the lowest mark I can give you. CAT:Funny - Joke SMS
Sardar: Will u marry me?
Girl: Sorry im a lesbian
Sardar: wats a lesbian?
Girl: I like to have sex with girls.
Sardar: Wow im also a lesbian! CAT:Dirty SMS
Live life with a joyful heart and keep your spirit young and free! Stay true and firm to Jesus Christ! And be the best that you can be!T.C CAT:Good Morning SMS | Ek Sardar ko bus mein ek mahila gali de rahi thi. to kuch logon ne pucha ki sardar ji woh mahila aapko kyon gali de rahi thi. sardar ji bole kuch nahi yaar bus mein mera photo kahin gir gaya tha. to maine us mahila se bola madam ji thoda sa sari uthaiye to photo lena hain. CAT:Dirty SMS
Boy: can i touch ur software?
Girl: first show me ur hardware?
Boy: should i install it in ur system?
Girl: Oky but cover it with antivirus, then install it. CAT:Dirty SMS
may the angels protect u...may the sadness forget u,...may goodness surround u and may Allah always bless u.,,,,,,Eid Mubarak!!!! CAT:Eid SMS
Mukesh sais to Anil Ambani:"I wnt to kiss ur wife". Anil replied: "Ok but 40paisa per min" anil wife shouted "don't cheat him. Reliance to reliance free. CAT:Funny - Joke SMS,Hindi - Urdu SMS
Hair oil ki ad mein hair dikhate hain, Skin cream ki ad mein Skin, Toothpaste me Teeth, Footwears me Feet, par WHISPER ki ad mein kuch nahi dikhate????
Jaago Grahak Jaago! CAT:Dirty SMS |
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