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Recent SMS  |  Aapki yaad aaye to dil kya kare,
yaad dil se na jaye to dil kya kare,
socha tha sapno mein mulaqat hogi,
magar neend hi na aaye to hum kya karen.. CAT:Funny - Joke SMS,Hindi - Urdu SMS
It's great to have BROTHERS like you, who are wonderful persons and the best friends, too............ I cant live widout u bcoz i love u so much. CAT:Brother - Sister SMS
Matal-resturent e garam ki ache?
waiter-chowmin
M-aro garam?
W-tea
M-aro garam?
W-futonto jal
M-aro?
W-aguner gola!
M-niye eso
W-ki hobe?
M-biri dharabo! CAT:Bengali SMS,Funny - Joke SMS
Kuch to duniya dari rakho, kuch to dosti yari rakho,call to tum karte nahi,sms hi jari rakho,jab sms bhi nahi karna ho to mobile almari me rakho
frm CAT:SMS - Call me SMS,Hindi - Urdu SMS | | -:Click here for More SMS:- |
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A thirsty paitent asks a nurse
for milk, she opened her top
& put her nipples in his mouth,
he said THANK GOD I DIDN'T ask
for water. CAT:Dirty SMS
"If u r on right path & u r not facing difficulties, then think for a while u may be on wrong path. Because right path contains difficulties CAT:Wise Saying SMS
Girl: am like Radio my left nipple is volume, and right nipple is tuner....
Boy: Ji nahi, i turned both but there is no sound.....
Girl: Nechay cell tera baap dale ga CAT:Dirty SMS
When situation gets you down, remember there's Someone in Heaven who loves you and watches over you and there's someone on Earth who cares. I do. CAT:Romantic - Love SMS
The sun has once brought brightness to earth! lazy bone. it's time 2 wake up gd morning... CAT:Good Morning SMS | Hove supne ch tu te jagave koi na, Sochan meriya ch tu te bulave koi na. Tere khayalan de mukaddme ch saza hoje, Hove umar qaid te chuddave koi na. CAT:Romantic - Love SMS,Punjabi SMS
F.U.C.K
REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP.
Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCK till eternity! CAT:Dirty SMS
Ye Din Yun hi Guzar jaenge, Shayad HumDost yun hi Bichadh jayenge.NARAZ Na Hona Aap Humari Sharaton Se,Yahi to wo Pal hai,, Jo KAL YAAD AYENGE CAT:Friendship SMS
Munna: Bolay to darad kahan hai aapko.
Patient(F): Pooray badan mien hai
Munna: Yeh kaisay ho sakta hai ray, kuch detail batao.
Patient: Tocuhes her right knee and says here, then touches her earlobe and says here, then touches her
left cheek and says here, etc.
Munna: Aesay hi khaali peeli tension de reli hai, teri finger mien dard hai. CAT:Funny - Joke SMS,Hindi - Urdu SMS
Loving u cud take my life,
but when i look at ur face,
i know ur worth that sacrifice CAT:Romantic - Love SMS |
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