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| To be a "Good professional", always star... |
| 679 Votes, |
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| To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!! |
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| Submitted By: Hasan 98316 on: September 05, 2007 |
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| My nights are going sleepless, my days a... |
| 675 Votes, |
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| My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near". |
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| Submitted By: sfreak on: September 06, 2007 |
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| Exam se teen din pehle jab syllabus dekh... |
| 503 Votes, |
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Exam se teen din pehle jab syllabus dekha to esa laga ...
"KUCH TO HUA HE ...KUCH HO GAYA HE..."
exam ke din jab paper samne aaya to esa laga...
"SAB KUCH ALAG HE... SAB KUCH NAYA HE ..." |
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| Submitted By: rozit on: January 11, 2008 |
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| Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse ch... |
| 496 Votes, |
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| Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai. |
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| Submitted By: Preity on: November 04, 2007 |
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| har taraf padhai ka saya hai
peparon m... |
| 493 Votes, |
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har taraf padhai ka saya hai
peparon mein number kisne paya hai
ham to u hin aye the paper dene
sab kehte hain sala poora padh kar aya hai |
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| Submitted By: Joy 55 on: November 05, 2007 |
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| PARH LIKH KAR KIYA KARNA HAI,
AKHIR AIK... |
| 485 Votes, |
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PARH LIKH KAR KIYA KARNA HAI,
AKHIR AIK DIN SAB KO MARNA HAI,
MAR KAR AGAR JANAM LIYA TO,
PHIR SALA NUSERY SE HI PARHNA HAI |
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| Submitted By: admin on: November 23, 2007 |
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| So many options.
-POISON
-SLEEPING PI... |
| 483 Votes, |
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So many options.
-POISON
-SLEEPING PILLS
-HANGING-JUMPING FROM BUILDN-LYIN ON TRAIN TRACKS..
But we brave students chose
'STUDYING'. |
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| Submitted By: Soham on: December 02, 2007 |
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| Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 r... |
| 477 Votes, |
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Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: November 05, 2007 |
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| Study = Dont fail (1)
Dont study = Fa... |
| 470 Votes, |
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Study = Dont fail (1)
Dont study = Fail (2)
Adding eqution 1 and 2
Study + Dont Study = fail + dont fail
study(1 + dont) = fail(1 + dont)
Hence
Study = Fail
Hence proved. So dont study. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: December 11, 2007 |
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| 5 rules for student
1.Never make nois... |
| 461 Votes, |
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5 rules for student
1.Never make noise in class respect the fact that others are sleeping.
2.Keep the college clean so stay away.
3.Take some fruits for the animals in the staff room.
4.Always take books coz u dont get pillow to help u sleep well.
5.Never be early to class or else no one will notice. |
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| Submitted By: Paggi on: January 03, 2008 |
