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| What is the height of telling a lie?
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What is the height of telling a lie?
A negro telling his girlfriend, "tenu kaala chasma jachda hai, jachda hai gore mukhde te" |
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| Submitted By: Salam on: September 01, 2007 |
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| Dil 20 13, 80 20 tere..
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| 576 Votes, |
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Dil 20 13, 80 20 tere..
Confused???
Read the above numbers in punjabi. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 02, 2007 |
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('',)/' OYE KIDHAA
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| 517 Votes, |
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('',)/' OYE KIDHAA
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(.'') Pata tenu
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INNNA,,
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| Submitted By: Rebecaa on: September 04, 2007 |
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| Ik pal wich tussi saaday mehmaan ban gay... |
| 501 Votes, |
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Ik pal wich tussi saaday mehmaan ban gayay ,
Do gallan ki kitiyaan sara jahaan ban gayay ,
Kol reh ker v log saaday na ban sakay ,
door reh ker v tussi saadi jaan ban gayay ... |
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| Submitted By: rxit on: August 24, 2008 |
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| Teriyaan yaadan naal jeen to inkaar nahi... |
| 498 Votes, |
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| Teriyaan yaadan naal jeen to inkaar nahi karde, lakh aaun dar te sweekar nahi karde. Aewein lokaan pichhe lagya na kar, kaun kehanda hai assin tenu yaad ni karde. |
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| Submitted By: boere on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Dil vich teri yaad sajjna, Akhhan vish t... |
| 495 Votes, |
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| Dil vich teri yaad sajjna, Akhhan vish tera khwab sajjna, Tenu yaad kare bina neend vi nahi aandi, Saadi akkh tere khwab di mohtaj sajjna. |
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| Submitted By: Hasan 98316 on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Hove supne ch tu te jagave koi na, Socha... |
| 494 Votes, |
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| Hove supne ch tu te jagave koi na, Sochan meriya ch tu te bulave koi na. Tere khayalan de mukaddme ch saza hoje, Hove umar qaid te chuddave koi na. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 01, 2007 |
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| Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta... |
| 493 Votes, |
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| Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai |
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| Submitted By: sms fan on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Ek bar baarish ho rahi thi, ek aadmi cha... |
| 491 Votes, |
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| Ek bar baarish ho rahi thi, ek aadmi chatri lekar ja raha tha, chatri ke upar ek keeda aur keedi khade hue thay, keedi hawa se udd gayi. Keeda bola, "Mitran di chatri to udd gayi, ambran te laundi hain udariyan." |
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| Submitted By: ADMIN on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Na jane ohna de dil vich ki hai jo chup ... |
| 488 Votes, |
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| Na jane ohna de dil vich ki hai jo chup chaap bhul ke beh gaye ne, kayi vaar ta rabb inj jaape ki oh sanu galat samajhke beh gaye ne, khud kehnde si sath nibhavange, aap hora de vass peh gaye ne, rabba khush rakhhin sadde apneyan nu, jo sahnu yaad v karno |
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| Submitted By: ritz on: September 02, 2007 |
