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| Good looks catch the eyes,
but Good Per... |
| 531 Votes, |
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Good looks catch the eyes,
but Good Personality catches the heart.
You are blessed with both!
FLATTERED???
Don't Be!!! It was sent to ME, and I just wanted you to read it... |
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| Submitted By: Sourabh on: January 18, 2008 |
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| there was an headcount of angels in heav... |
| 535 Votes, |
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there was an headcount of angels in heaven, pandemonium strucked
discoverin dat an angel is missing, pls call heaven & tell dem ur safe wit me,
my sweet angel |
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| Submitted By: funtuzzz on: February 02, 2008 |
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| I am opening an emotional bank account f... |
| 377 Votes, |
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I am opening an emotional bank account for u sweetheart,so deposit your love
in it and you will get the interest |
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| Submitted By: Joe on: February 02, 2008 |
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| Smile is the 2nd best thing
you can do ... |
| 338 Votes, |
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Smile is the 2nd best thing
you can do with your Lips.
What is first thing? ..??..
(Answer is “KISS”). |
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| Submitted By: Sujoy on: June 10, 2008 |
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| When people see me texting they think i'... |
| 514 Votes, |
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| When people see me texting they think i'm addicted to this texting thing. They're wrong because they don't know is that it's YoU i'm addicted to. |
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| Submitted By: savour on: September 07, 2008 |
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| love me or hate me as both r in my favou... |
| 337 Votes, |
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love me or hate me as both r in my favour
If you love me i always be in your heart...
If you hate me i always b in ur mind... |
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| Submitted By: Jame22 on: September 11, 2008 |
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| I dnt say Hi, u dnt say Hi
I dnt call u... |
| 479 Votes, |
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I dnt say Hi, u dnt say Hi
I dnt call up, u dnt call up
Ur busy, I'm busy
I've no time, u've no time
no wonder we are such gud frends..wid so much in common! |
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| Submitted By: Sourabh on: September 14, 2008 |
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| Female Comebacks!
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| 472 Votes, |
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Female Comebacks!
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Man:Havent i seen you someplace before
Woman:yes. thats why i dont go there any more
Man: is this seat enpty
Women:yes, and this one will be if you sit down here
Man:ur place or mine
Women:Both, you go to urs and ill go to mine
Man:so what do you do for a living
Women:Im a female inpersonator
Man: Whats ur sign baby
Women: do not enter
Man:hoe do you like ur eggs in the morninig
Women:Unfertilized
Man:Ur body is a temple
Women:Sry, no services today
Man:I would go to the end of the world for you
Women:But wuld u stay there
Man: if i could c u naked, id die happy
Women:If i saw u naked, id die laughing
Now fwd this 2 ur girlfriends or bad luck will follow |
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| Submitted By: Golda Bishop on: January 28, 2009 |
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| keep silence for 1min. for those mosquit... |
| 557 Votes, |
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| keep silence for 1min. for those mosquitoes who died in diabates after drinking ur blood last night,cause u r so sweet. |
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| Submitted By: keno bolbo? on: September 30, 2009 |
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| If you want to be happy for a day, get a... |
| 315 Votes, |
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| If you want to be happy for a day, get a date. Happy for a week, get a lover. Happy till the end, keep me. |
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| Submitted By: farhans on: January 13, 2010 |
