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| anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon,
d... |
| 548 Votes, |
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anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon,
dil tumara dhadk dhadkane meri hon,
KHUDA KARE,
hmari dosti itni gahri ho,
K
nokri tum karo salary meri ho. |
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| Submitted By: Cris12 on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Bhagwan se Scooter manga.. Car di; Ghar... |
| 548 Votes, |
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| Bhagwan se Scooter manga.. Car di; Ghar manga.. bangla diya; dost manga toh tumhey diya.. Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya |
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| Submitted By: niks_B on: September 06, 2007 |
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| Gud morning.........Kindly observe SILEN... |
| 548 Votes, |
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| Gud morning.........Kindly observe SILENCE for 2 minutes in the memory of of of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking ur blood.THANKS |
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| Submitted By: Kina on: September 07, 2007 |
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| PRACTICE AT UR HOME
1.Take one grape
2... |
| 547 Votes, |
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PRACTICE AT UR HOME
1.Take one grape
2.Take it in ur hand
3.Put it in btvn ur fore teeth
4.Approach the mirror slowly & see.
Wah! Langoor ke muh mein angoor.. |
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| Submitted By: Craig_s on: September 07, 2007 |
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| Mujha sms per sms karo aur jito..10 lakh... |
| 547 Votes, |
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| Mujha sms per sms karo aur jito..10 lakh ki car .ki photo. 29" inch colour TV ka Dabba. Malaysia jana wale plane ko TATA karnaka moka |
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| Submitted By: Rebecaa on: September 08, 2007 |
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| I LOVE YOU.....
YES! I LOVE YOU
SAC... |
| 547 Votes, |
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I LOVE YOU.....
YES! I LOVE YOU
SACH MAI! I LOVE YOU
PLEASE BELEIVE ME! I LOVE YOU
Kiun kay doctor kehta hai kay paglon ka ilaj pyar say hota hai |
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| Submitted By: farhans on: November 16, 2007 |
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| Hi, I m standing by my window, waiting f... |
| 546 Votes, |
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| Hi, I m standing by my window, waiting for ur message, if u dont sms me i ll jump from .............Ground floor |
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| Submitted By: Afzal on: September 04, 2007 |
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| Promise me u r true frendz,
i'm lamp u ... |
| 546 Votes, |
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Promise me u r true frendz,
i'm lamp u r lite,
i'm coke u r sprite,
i'm saawan u r baadal,
i'm normal u r paagal... |
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| Submitted By: rosit on: September 06, 2007 |
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| Hi are you free now, can you call me bac... |
| 546 Votes, |
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| Hi are you free now, can you call me back? Nothing serious, its just that my friend wants to hear your voice, he doesn't believe that monkeys can talk....! |
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| Submitted By: AdminO on: February 12, 2010 |
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| 2day is a mobile day so plz open ur mobi... |
| 545 Votes, |
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| 2day is a mobile day so plz open ur mobile cover & remove battery & dip in soap water apply candhana & kumkum 2 sim card & say "govinda govinda" |
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| Submitted By: (22raxt) on: September 01, 2007 |
