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Be a diode to remove -ve thinking,A tran... |
515 Votes, |
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Be a diode to remove -ve thinking,A transistor to amplify the Character.... A resistor to drop Badhabits,A capacitor to store Good thoughts.... |
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Submitted By: Laila on: August 31, 2007 |
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If your cursor finds a menu item followe... |
515 Votes, |
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If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash,
Then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash! |
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Submitted By: fine sms on: August 31, 2007 |
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If-You care for me ,i care for you
You ... |
515 Votes, |
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If-You care for me ,i care for you
You miss me,i miss you.
You like me i like you.
You message me,i message you.
You forget me,im sorry that where im different from you.i'll kill you |
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Submitted By: Hasan 98316 on: September 06, 2007 |
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Being injured by Hutch-dog on Reliance-r... |
512 Votes, |
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Being injured by Hutch-dog on Reliance-road near Airtel-tower my mobile is admitted in Tata-hospital Dr.Nokia says serious case "it needs sms".
Plz donate sms. |
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Submitted By: AdminO on: February 08, 2010 |
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I Opened an account 4U at the Universal ... |
511 Votes, |
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I Opened an account 4U at the Universal Bank of God's Blessings & deposited 365 days full of of Love, Faith, Joy & Fulfilment ...! Enjoy withdrawing them. |
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Submitted By: Cris12 on: September 16, 2007 |
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every tears is a sign of brokeness, ever... |
510 Votes, |
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every tears is a sign of brokeness, every silence is a sign of lonliness, every smile is a sign of kindness & every sms is rememberance of u. |
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Submitted By: Hasan 98316 on: September 18, 2007 |
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You are a nice person, but......u have t... |
510 Votes, |
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You are a nice person, but......u have to do 2 things early in the morning.
1st pray to God so that u can live.
2nd take a bath so that others can live. |
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Submitted By: Arpit on: April 02, 2010 |
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txt msg: hello
ur mobile: ssshhhh..my m... |
505 Votes, |
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txt msg: hello
ur mobile: ssshhhh..my madam is sleeping, pls dont disturb
txt msg: may i vibrate u?
ur mobile: ok ok, go ahead
txt msg: i came here just 2 say gudnite to ur madam
ur mobile: oh, tks..who sent u
txt msg: ur madam's lover boy |
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Submitted By: ash(21) on: September 09, 2007 |
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When u feel lonely, press 9831.
If U m... |
505 Votes, |
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When u feel lonely, press 9831.
If U miss me, press 23,
want a smile, press 45,
need encouragement, press 67,
press them all together and U can hear me! |
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Submitted By: Craig_s on: September 15, 2007 |
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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T ... |
503 Votes, |
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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T " " V W X Y Z.Did i miss something.No,i put 'U' safely in my heart |
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Submitted By: Hamed88 on: October 04, 2007 |